Wow, I can't believe I just watched a video of cats breakdancing like they're auditioning for a feline dance crew! The way they popped and locked their little paws was purr-fectly mesmerizing. I think I need to sign my cat up for some dance lessons ASAP. Did you know that the shortest war in history lasted only 38 minutes? It was fought between the UK and Zanzibar in 1896.